Friday, September 19, 2008

Fuck the republican party. Yep.

I've never been someone to heavily into politics, but holy fuck have I found a new hate in life. It seems to me that a vote for the republican party is basically a vote against everything America is meant to stand for. It sounds stupid said like that. But it just appears there is absolutely NO freedom in republican politics. None.

They want to take away a womans RIGHT to choose, they want to keep gays and lezzies from having the RIGHT to marry....where is that "patriotic" thing they all always blab on about? Do they not want people to live their lives freely?

They don't support children being taught proper sex ed in schools. They don't support birth control being taken care of by someones insurance, but viagra....well McCain is all for that. Wal-Mart, that big ol' shit hole, won't even carry ECP(emergency contraceptive pills) but they will sell you a gun, no problem. Good to know that if a girl, after not being educated about sex, looks up on the internet what to do...see's "oh an ECP!" and goes to her local Wal-Mart to get one...she'll come up short....BUT when she does finally have the baby, she can easily obtain a gun and shoot it dead. PROBLEM SOLVED!

But seriously...the most scary thing I've ever seen in Politics? Sarah Palin. She is the anti-feminist! I'm a chick, and I consider myself some what of a feminist. This woman is pure evil. She is so very pro-life that she is against abortion even in the case of incest or rape AND even if the girl carrying is a child! Not to mention, it's been said that she has made rape victims in Alaska, pay for their own forensic evidence kits. What. The. Fuck. As if we don't hear about victims of rape and sexual abuse having a hard enough time coming out with it....

One big irony in all that pro-life nonsense, aside from her teenage pregnant daughter of course,
is that she is a big time hunter. Loves to kill innocent animals for the fun of it. How is that not the most hypocrital thing ever?

And the shit I'm ranting about isn't even half of the things wrong with this broad. I think if McCain somehow were elected, she'd end up being assassinated....or atleast we can hope. Even if the republicans don't win the election. Fuck.

/end rant. For now.

Monday, September 15, 2008

omg i iz a werewolves



In April of 2006, a 12 year old girl by the name of Jasmine Richardson became the youngest murderer in Canadian history. She and her 23 year old boyfriend Jeremy Steinke (yes folks...and 11 year age difference) killed both of her parents, as well as her 8 year old little brother. The murders came after many arguments between Jasmine and her parents about her relationship with Steinke. Why wouldn't the parents of a 12 year old want their child dating a grown man? Hmm.

Jasmine met Jeremy at a "punk rock" show sometime a few months earlier and as any 12 year old girl, she fell in love instantly...perhaps it was his charm...perhaps his obvious maturity....perhaps the fact that he claimed to be a 300 year old werewolf...did I mention that? Yes. He told many people, and believed himself to be a 300 year old werewolf......any 12 year old would be smitten. It was soon after this she adopted his "goth" lifestyle.

Now she doesn't really look 12, and I've read that she originally lied and told Jeremy she was 14, but that doesn't really make it any better, now does it?

So story goes...they watched Natural Born Killers before committing the murders. Isn't that perfect? Every person who ever watches that movie commits a murder moments after, it seems. That's pretty rad.

It's also been said that Jasmine told a friend a few days before the murders that she was going to murder her family. Friends laughed it off, as most people do to the idea of murder and Jasmine just said "Fine, don't believe me". You sure showed them, Jasmine! You sure showed them. So then the night came....

The Richardson family was stabbed to death. Because werewolves need to stab people, am I right?! I believe Jasmine attempted to strangle her little brother but failed and thus Jeremy slit his throat. Later, after being caught, she'd go on to say Jeremy made her do all these things. And then later would go on to to say that she just loved him sooooo much and thought the murders would "bring us closer together." Well, that's just romantic!

The couple was seen a few hours after the murders, kissing and laughing and having a gay ol' time. They have exchanged letters since being put in prison. In November of '08 Jasmine was sentenced to the maximum sentence of 10 years, which is the maximum penalty for someone under the age of 14. Stupid canadian laws.

I just can't help but wonder what she'll think about this say...5 years from now, when ol' Jeremy is sharin' his full moon with his cellmate instead of her. And will 10 years be enough for a girl who showed not the least bit of remorse or regret for her actions? Over all, the moral of this story, is that Canada is stupid.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Eric Harris writing analysis

I am quite the Columbine nerd and I took it upon myself to do a handwriting analysis test of one of the Columbine shooters, Eric Harris. Just for the hell of it, out of both boredom and curiousity.
His results were pretty interesting:


Eric is moderately outgoing. His emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, he can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. He has the ability to put himself into the other person's shoes.Eric will be somewhat moody, with highs and lows. Sometimes he will be happy, the next day he might be sad. He has the unique ability to get along equally well with what psychology calls introverts and extroverts. This is because he is in between. Psychology calls Eric an ambivert. He understands the needs of both types. Although they get along, he will not tolerate anyone that is too "far out." He doesn't sway too far one way or the other.
When convincing him to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal to him. He puts himself in the same situation as the person in the story, yet he will not buy anything that seems overly impractical or illogical. Eric is an expressive person. He outwardly shows his emotions. He may even show traces of tears when hearing a sad story.

Eric is a "middle-of-the-roader," politically as well as logically. He weighs both sides of an issue, sits on the fence, and then will decide when he finally has to. He basically doesn't relate to any far out ideas and usually won't go to the extreme on any issue.

People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially. According to the data input, Eric doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others.

When Eric expresses an opinion on a issue he will stick to that opinion, and probably will not change his mind. In other words... Eric is stubborn. When he is wrong about something that he has decided upon, he will have trouble admitting he is wrong. Changing Eric's mind can be very difficult. Once Eric makes up his mind, he doesn't want to be confused with the facts!

Eric will be candid and direct when expressing his opinion. He will tell them what he thinks if they ask for it, whether they like it or not. So, if they don't really want his opinion, don't ask for it!

Eric has a desire for attention. People around Eric will notice this need. He may fulfill this need by a variety of ways depending on his own character.

In reference to Eric's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Eric slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project.
He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Eric can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.

Eric is capable of seeing far into the future. He plans two, three, even ten years in advance. Eric has high goals and can literally see them being reached. He is very self-confident and has a high self-esteem. Eric will reach whatever level of success he desires.
Eric has the self-concept that is possessed by less than two percent of the population. That two percent contains the most successful people in the world. When a person has a high self-esteem, he frees himself to achieve an unlimited world of success. Eric has achieved this frame of mind. Congratulations. He has the self-confidence to take great risk, thus reaping the rewards. If he does fail, it doesn't break his confidence. He knows he can do it! In retrospect of our research, this trait is one of the most desirable to possess, because it releases the writer to achieve his full potential. We recommend everyone raise their self-esteem to this level.

Eric is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect his ego when he feels hurt. He pokes people harder than he gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time.

Eric is constantly disappointed when trying to reach success. He works very hard, perhaps harder than most, then just before succeeding, something happens that keeps him from success. Often, Eric changes to a second project just before the first one is finished, thus failing to complete the first project. Sometimes he changes because he feels he needs a different challenge. Eric feels dejected. This feeling relates to his failures. This trait is very important in a working situation and in a relationship. He must be handled in a very special way to get the most work from him or to make a relationship last. Concerning this trait, personality modification is available to change his life.

Eric has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. He lets new people into his circle of friends. He uses his imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.


Here is a sample of his handwriting from scanned records of his journal that I used for the analysis:


Alot of the things in the analysis were pretty interesting. Some of the stuff of course conflicts with other things said, which I found cool, because alot of things said in his journal were the same way. He talked about how weird looking and weak he was and how he would make fun of people who looked like him, but then other times he'd talk about how much smarter and above everyone else he was.

I also thought the part saying he plans well into the future was, uh, funny...I guess. Considering the massacre was planned a year or more in advance. And they had originally planned a MUCH bigger body count that didn't happen because the bombs didn't go off as planned.

Here, for no reason at all, is the last entry of Erics journal that he made just a few weeks before the massacre hit:

"Months have passed. Its the first Friday night in the final month. much shit has happened. Vodka has a Tec 9, we test fired all of our babies, we have 6 time clocks ready, 39 crickets, 24 pipe bombs, and the napalm is under construction. Right now I'm trying to get fucked and trying to finish off these time bombs. NBK came quick. why the fuck cant I get any? I mean, I'm nice and considerate and all that shit, but nooooo. I think I try to hard. but I kinda need to considering NBK is closing in. The amount of dramatic irony and foreshadowing is fucking amazing. Everything I see and I hear I incorporate into NBK somehow. Either bombs, clocks, guns, napalm, killing people, any and everything finds some tie to it. feels like a Goddamn movie sometimes. I wanna try to put some mines and trip bombs around this town too maybe. Get a few extra flags on the scoreboard. I hate you people for leaving me out of so many fun things. And no don't fucking say, "well thats your fault" because it isnt, you people had my phone #, and I asked and all, but no. no no no dont let the weird looking Eric KID come along, ohh fucking nooo. 4/3/99"

There will be more Columbine blogs in the future. <3